(yes, I had a funeral today)
Woman from family: We have pie. And we cut it crooked, so that it doesn't have any calories!
1st Woman at my table: What you eat at church NEVER has any calories.
2nd Woman at my table: I have to start going to church again!
What do you think? New evangelism method?
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Funny. "Come to our pot lucks. Our pastor prays the calories away."
Too bad God is such a stickler for the truth.
It could work big! I believe denial is now taught as a marketing tool in ivy league business schools. Especially since it's working so well in politics.
;)
Hee hee...whatever works, eh?
You will need this attitude in Paris.
Works for me!
It would work for me!
I loved the note I got in the mail today. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wow - you are onto something!!!
Sounds good!
I love eet!
If that's true even I might go to church again. Alas, I think it's true like the "truth" that global warming is a myth and the economy is sound.
God help us all and pass the pie!
I just came back to the office from a cafe where one of the desserts today was buttermilk chocolate pie...sadly, I think that "unsanctified" one had calories in it.
Whatever gets people though those doors. But I have to be honest...I think that calorie thing is a fantasy...(looking at my gut)...yup...fantasy.
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